Saturday, December 09, 2006

Trip to the Hobgoblin


We made a very scenic 4-wheeler ride/hike with our buddies, Robert and Palma, and some new buddies, Rod and Michele, down into south-eastern Nevada, around the northern shores of Lake Mead. We turned off the freeway between Mesquite and Logandale and headed south on the back roads for 24 miles, where we parked the trucks and broke out the 4-wheelers. From there we headed out on 4-wheelers for about 4 miles into the rocks, where we enjoyed about a dozen different panels of lovely petroglyphs (let me know if you want to see photos.) Then back to the parking area and on for another 8 miles to the “Devil’s Throat” – a big round hole in the ground out in the middle of the desert, which is actually visible on the satellite photos on Google Earth. After throwing a bunch of rocks down into the hole (what else were we going to do?) we headed up the wash for another 8 miles to an area of amazing natural sandstone sculptures called the “Hobgoblin” – some of the most amazing natural formations I’ve ever seen (let me know if you want to see photos - see above for a small sample.) And then, since we were so close, we buzzed another 8 miles over to where we could see the marina at Overton, high and dry on the drought diminished Lake Mead. Then it was back the way we came, and home again home again for a full day’s adventure. Whew! Safe and sound, excepting some mild sunburn and sand abrasion in the eyes. I marked the whole route on my GPS so I could go back again some day if the opportunity arose.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Coyote Buttes South


We took the day to make a scenic hike with our buddies, Robert and Palma, around the Coyote Buttes South, which are just south of the “Wave” (formally Coyote Buttes North) in the Paria Canyon, in the Vermillion Cliffs wilderness area in Northern Arizona, between Kanab, Utah, and Page, Arizona. The hike requires tickets, which are hard to come by, but which limited the visitors to just ourselves that day. It was a long-ish rough drive, but a fairly easy walk around with wonderful scenery (let me know if you want to see pictures - see sample above.) I highly recommend this hike if you’re ever in the area.

And for those of you still interested, Bolivia has gone from bad to worse: their new socialist president, Evo Morales, signed a law confiscating 77,000 square miles of private property (an area the size of Nebraska) down in the lowlands of Bolivia to give to the poor Indians from the highlands. The vast majority of Congress had walked out of the legislative session to protest the ramrodding of the bill, but the remaining minority “passed” it anyway (without a quorum), and the president signed it. In doing this Evo has ignored the disastrous results of every other government land redistribution program in the history of the world (including Bolivia’s own debacle back when.) The landowners from the lowlands have vowed to protect their lands with arms and violence and are appealing to Brazil to annex them. I foresee a bloody civil war in Bolivia’s near future. And Bolivia’s master, Venezuela, is faring little better. Venezuela’s president, Hugo Chavez, is up for a mock election this coming Sunday and has openly stated that it’s impossible for him to lose – well of course it is – Venezuelans can only vote (or use the national banking system) if they’re a card-carrying member of Chavez’s party. Look for Bolivia to implement those same party restrictions in their upcoming new constitution.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Canyoneering in Southern Utah


It hasn’t been all work and no play for the Jacks this summer, however dull we’ve been. Thanks to our good friend and neighbor Robert, who serves as our guide and covers all of the logistics, we’ve also taken a few Saturday morning hike/rappels through the slot canyons in and around our local national park, Zion Canyon. We’ve hit our old favorites – Birch Hollow, Fat Man’s Misery, Key Hole, and Pine Creek, as well as some new favorites – Kanaraville Canyon, Echo Canyon, Chasm, Englestead Hollow, and Spry Canyon. We’ve done all this hiking with only a few of slight casualties – like when CJ got one foot caught on a scramble down a boulder and then fell headfirst about 8ft and caught himself on his hands injuring his right wrist, or when Annie got a lock of her hair caught in her rappelling gear (the “figure 8”) when only about 15 feet down a 100 foot free-hanging rappel (she now has just a hint of bangs,) or when I inadvertently let my red-hot “figure 8” (after a particularly long hot rappel) touch my neck, branding me for life (is there such a thing as a 4th degree burn?). Our latest adventure, the Englestead Hollow hike, was a new “high” for us – it started out with a 300 foot rappel down into the canyon, followed by a series of shorter rappels, scrambles, and plain jumps, capped off by a long hike out through Orderville Canyon and then the Zion Narrows – all told it was a good solid 9 miles spread out over 9 hours of hiking. You can read the technical details of most of these hikes at the following website: http://www.zionnational-park.com/zion-national-park-canyoneering.htm.

The attached photo is of me rappelling down that first long (300 foot) wall into Englestead Hollow.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Back to Yemen


My trip over to Yemen went as well as one could hope for a two-day and one-night string of flights. On my overnight flight from Atlanta to Germany I didn’t sleep very well, but I got to listen to an endless loop of Mozart’s greatest hits, celebrating the 250th anniversary of his birth. Have I mentioned how much I love my Bose noise canceling headphones? They make a whale of a difference and I highly recommend them for anyone who has to spend any significant amount of time on those noisy airplanes. Anyway, the ride over the North Atlantic was bumpy the whole way – when I woke up as we were landing I noticed the odor of many filled airsickness bags and at least one missed – I was relieved to deplane. Going through Germany was new for me, and I now have a Germany stamp in my passport. From Frankfurt we went through Cairo on our way to Sana’a; I’ll tell you, it really brought back memories (which I’ve documented below.) Finally I arrived at the airport there in Yemen where they didn’t know what to do with the fact that I already had a visa in my passport – I think they’re used to just selling foreigners a visa on the spot rather than us having one before hand. They tried a couple of times to send me over to visa sales window, but I kept showing them the visa that I got Washington DC and eventually they found a guy in the back who knew enough to let me through after I explained to him that I was with the World Bank. By then it was nearing midnight and there were no taxis out at the front curb of the airport – which was a bit disconcerting. I finally found a taxi stand out on the far side of the parking lot. The lone cabbie was asleep and his friends had to bang violently on the windows to wake him up, at which point I wasn’t sure I wanted to ride with him after all. Then the car wouldn’t start, so his friends had to give us a push start. And then, as soon as we were rolling, the gasoline light on his dashboard came on – his gauge showed empty. Oh joy. But we did make it to the hotel OK after all. Whew!

As sleepy as I was that night, and as excited as I was to stretch out in a real bed, I couldn’t sleep very well; the nine hour time difference was insurmountable that first night. But, bright and early the next morning, I got a wake-up phone call from Jahid – our group was up and ready to hit the road and waiting for me. Oh joy. Our group consisted of Jahid (our GIS tech from Bangladesh), Amin (our Yemeni GIS tech), Ali (our hired driver who was packing heat – it looked like a .45), and Faisel (our “guide” from the ministry.) So I crawled out of bed, showered, ate a quick bite, re-packed, and we hit the road. Along the way, Faisel told me that he’d studied in Poland and that I looked Polish so I must be Polish – I guess I could try on Jackowski as a name. We drove about 200km south of Sana’a to Ibb, where we turned off the main road and drove another 50km over bumpy dusty roads to visit part of our proposed pilot project; I’ve got to say that the area we visited was so sparsely populated that I couldn’t imagine that the project would be viable. From time to time I found that I needed to translate the English between the Yemenis and our Bengali – the accents were too different for them to understand each other sometimes. That night we slept at a local hotel in Ibb; it was surprisingly nice, but non-air conditioned so it was really warm. Again, jetlag kept me from getting much sleep that second night in-country.

Dark and early Saturday morning I was startled awake an hour before dawn by the call to prayer – oh yeah, I’d forgotten. After I’ve been in a Moslem country for a while I find that I can sleep right through it. Bright and early on Saturday morning it was up and back at ‘em again, bouncing over more dusty bumpy back roads. “Praise the Lord and pass the Dramamine” is my motto. These areas were better populated, so maybe on the whole the project will be viable. Everywhere we went we were warmly received. At the end of the road we ate lunch with one of the local utility managers at his ancient home; the meal was served Yemeni style, like a big picnic on the floor where everyone eats out of common dishes with their hands. The food was tasty, but I suffered some intestinal distress on the ride home. I had to get the driver to find me a toilet – he said that it would be “Arabic-style” – I told him that in an emergency I was Arabic too. And speaking of fluctuating nationalities, at all of the checkpoints our Yemeni companions said yadda yadda Bengali yadda Kennedy yadda yadda. I couldn’t figure out why they were introducing me as a member of the Kennedy family, but later they explained that they were presenting me as a Canadian to avoid all of the red-tape and armed escorts required by the American embassy. I guess I can’t argue with that logic.

That night, back in Sana’a, safe and sound and with a bathroom right in my hotel room, I relaxed in front of the Soccer World Cup matches. I was glad not to be living in Bolivia anymore where people are actually aware that the US team made such a very poor showing. We came into the tournament as the 5th ranked team in the world and then promptly got annihilated 3-0 by Czechoslovakia and then eliminated in the first round.

The next day we spent our day working in our office down in the basement of the Ministry of Electricity building; it was very peaceful and quiet – I think we were the only people working in the whole building. We stayed at work in the office until about 7:00PM, when we headed over to Old Sana’a to find the Kashmir scarves that my wife wanted me to bring home. Amin, our Yemeni, showed me a place outside of Old Town, but they didn’t have what we wanted. So I took him and Jahid to the place that I had found before (after scouring the whole of Old Town on a previous excursion) and we got what we wanted there. I found nearly all of the colors that we wanted – I think they look nice – and got a really good price on the lot (with brutal negotiating help from Jahid and Amin.)

On my last day I was to present a half-day seminar on everything that a power engineer should know about designing power systems – twenty years of information condensed down into four hours. The thing was supposed to start at 9:00AM, which is a good hour before most Yemenis show up for work, and go until 1:00PM, a good hour after most Yemenis knock off work. So, of course we started over an hour late – so I rushed through the material and we got through, on time, at 1PM. We had decided that Amin should help me with translation into Arabic, since almost no one speaks English, but he didn’t understand the technical points himself and couldn’t begin to communicate them, so we bagged that. That night I headed back to the airport and started my trip home, condensed into one 36-hour day (since we were traveling west, chasing the sun.) Whew!

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Flashback: Egypt


My trip to Yemen this month started with the drive from home to Las Vegas, a flight to Atlanta, Georgia, then on to Frankfurt, Germany, a brief stop over in Cairo, Egypt, and then on to Sana’a, Yemen. It was a two day/one night odyssey, which was one night shorter than when I made the trip from La Paz to Sana’a last year. Anyway, as we circled the airport in Cairo, we flew over the pyramids at Giza; I hadn’t seen them since our family trip in December of 1999 and it brought back memories:

We flew home from Dhaka, Bangladesh, after a 2-1/2 year posting there, via Dubai, United Arab Emirates, where we spent a day exploring the old city and their ancient fort (and the amazing Disneyland beneath it) and a night prowling the sparkling gold market. Then we flew on to Egypt, where we split our time between Cairo in the north and Luxor in the south. Our hotel in Cairo was the old British officers’ club – creaky but comfortable. Of special interest was the rickety ancient elevator that took us from ground level up to the fourth floor hotel rooms. We had a guidebook, but knew precious little about Egypt, so on our first night in town I asked the hotel for a recommendation of a local driver to serve as our personal transportation and tour guide of the city and environs. As we walked around the city a bit that night it was a bit unnerving to hear all of the firecrackers going off around us – it was my first Christmas in the Middle East – the firecrackers sounded a lot like gun fire and it was hard not to duck every time they went off.

The next day we spent the morning at the Cairo Museum, where, among many other things, we got to see King Tut’s treasure and the mummy of Ramses II. Getting in to the museum turned out to be a bit tricky for me when the x-ray machine outside at the security checkpoint showed a clear picture of an automatic pistol in my camera bag; there wasn’t really a pistol in my camera bag of course, but the security guards showed me the picture and I had to agree that it sure looked like there was. That afternoon we headed over to the Christian quarter of the old city and explored the churches of Saint Barbara and Saint George, as well as the supposed house of Mary and Joseph when they lived in Egypt to hide the baby Jesus from the paranoid King Herod. For dinner we followed the locals to a restaurant that seemed popular – unfortunately we couldn’t read the menu, but fortunately our waiter understood our sign language enough to just bring us what our neighbors were eating – it looked good and it was.

That night we stopped by the train station to buy our tickets for the night train to Luxor, which was an adventure in itself. As we found in both India and Thailand, train stations are prowling with helpful “guides” who will steer you away from the ticket booths in the train station itself and over to travel agents across the street, who will sell you the same tickets for an added commission. Also, in all three countries we’ve found that the ticket booths for the overnight trains are well hidden, tucked away in the back where they’re really hard to find. The guidebook told us that the ticket booth in Cairo was at the back of the train station. We looked all over and when we couldn’t find it, we asked a train station employee if he could direct us to the ticket booth. He took us out the back of the station – so far so good – but then started across the street to a travel agency. Argh! Betrayed again. Fortunately, as we stopped at the edge of the street, I looked back and spotted the ticket booth upstairs in a building behind the train station. So we ditched our helpful guide and jogged over to the real ticket booth. They were surprised to see that we’d found them, but willingly sold us the required tickets for our night train to Luxor the next night.

On our second day in Cairo it was Christmas day. Because we were on the road it was of necessity a low-key Christmas. However Santa Claus managed to find us OK. We fashioned a “Christmas Tree” out of one of Annie’s green t-shirts draped over the hotel’s fake flower arrangement. Santa Claus brought the kids small souvenirs from Dubai, that were easy to fit into our existing luggage: a key chain for CJ, a miniature brass lamp for Annie, and a spoon for Katie. After our little Christmas celebration, our contracted car and driver picked us up and we hit the road. First he took us out to the City of the Dead, the huge cemetery just outside Cairo. The tombs in the cemetery are mostly underground crypts where they stack successive generations of dearly departed like cord wood, which continue to shrink over time, making room for the next generation. Then we went out to see the Sphinx – it was more impressive in person than any photos I’d ever seen. From there we were within view of the pyramids. Our driver recommended a camel ride out to the pyramids, but we wouldn’t have it – it sounded like a touristy scam to us – but about halfway into our walk out to the pyramids, our kids started fussing because it was a lot further than it looked and EVERYONE ELSE were riding camels! Just then an Arab guy came riding out of the desert on a camel and offered us a ride – as I was negotiating a price for a ride, the tourist police came up and started throwing rocks at our potential camel ride – they said that those guys were not licensed to give rides and that they were “bad guys.” But as soon as the police turned their back, the guys came back out of the desert and we hastily made a deal and mounted up on two camels and one horse (there were five of us.) After exploring the insides of one of the huge pyramids (they only open one at a time), we mounted up again and our illicit guides took us out into the desert to circumnavigate the pyramids (see the great photo above.) When we got back to the parking lot our camel jockeys wanted more money than we’d agreed on, and we weren’t in a mood to be taken, so we ended that portion of the trip on a bit of a sour note. I guess I’d take the licensed camel rides out to the pyramids if I were to do it again. From there our guide took us out to Saqqara. Wow! I didn’t even know that all of that existed. Saqqara should have been a day all by itself. I took pictures at several places where the sign said “no” but the docents said “please do, for a tip.” That night we caught the night train for Luxor; we went in two adjoining first class sleeper rooms.

If Memphis (now Cairo) was the political capital of Egypt, Luxor (then Thebes) was the religious capital of Egypt. We spent a couple of days visiting the temples in Luxor and Karnak, connected by a long straight avenue lined with sphinxes, the embalming museum, and the Valley of the Kings, where all of the spectacular tombs of the pharaohs of Egypt were hidden. Before visiting Egypt I had no idea of the quality of Egyptian artwork – I’d always had the impression that Egyptian artwork was stiff and two-dimensional but boy was I wrong – I’ve never seen such detailed, realistic, and life-like representations before in my life. Touring Egypt gave me a whole new impression of the country and made me wish that I’d done some homework before our trip. But it was very enjoyable and I am looking forward to going back someday. Anyway, as we went to Karnak to visit the temple there, it was noon and our kids were hungry, so we went to a little lunch place right outside the temple. When we saw the American-level prices on the menu we got up to leave; the waiters stopped us and asked us what was wrong and we told them that the prices were too high. So then they asked us where we were from and we said we were from Bangladesh. So they produced a different set of menus with “local” prices; so we stayed to eat. We got a kick out of the local version of the menu offering eggs: escrampled, poiled, or botched. We stayed at the Karnak temple all afternoon and even stayed for the light and sound show that night.

The next day we visited the Valley of the Kings, we headed over to where we knew the ferries were that would take us across the Nile River. As we approached the dock we were, of course, accosted by a helpful “guide” who started showing us to an empty boat. Fortunately from there we spotted the real ferry and ditched our wannabe guide and boarded the ferry. He yelled at us that we thought that we were so smart but that we weren’t really. No duh, but we do our best. On the ferry ride another Helpful Henry struck up a conversation – he was offering his taxi for a tour of the Valley of the Kings. I was dubious, but the price seemed about right and he spoke English. When we got to the other side, it turned out that he didn’t have a taxi – he just negotiated a price with one of the taxis parked there and handed us over. Taken again, darn it. The tombs and temples were spectacular – we visited King Tut’s tomb just because it was famous and then a couple of other tombs recommended in the guidebook. Unfortunately Leslie got sick that day; especially unfortunate was the fact that her medicine was in her bags that we’d left behind in Cairo. So we asked our taxi driver, who spoke very little English, to take us to a pharmacy. There we found that the lady pharmacist didn’t speak or read English and misinterpreted Leslie’s very clear drawings, so she just let Leslie behind the counter where she found her own medicine by the generic name in English on the packages. Whew. That night we boarded our very comfortable night train for the trip back to Cairo.

My daughter Annie remembers the next part of the trip: “As we stepped off the sleeper train we’d taken from Luxor to Cairo, we had no idea that it wouldn’t have been in the main central station in Cairo. The conductor had knocked on our door to wake us up and told us it was our stop. So we got off and the train left. It was about four o’clock in the morning and still dark. I knew right away something was wrong. It was way too quiet for the station in Cairo, and too empty. No one was in the station except for us and two guards. It was very spooky. We looked around for a way out and as we did we realized this was not the Cairo station. We found our way back to the track and found the two guards. Where were we? It turned out we were in the Giza station, outside of Cairo, the stop right before ours, but not our stop at all. What were we to do? They advised waiting for the next train and riding that to Cairo. The next train that came by, however, was an army train stuffed full of soldiers. It didn’t stop for us and I was glad of it. It was a very long train and all the soldiers that were by the windows were staring at us. I was getting very weirded out by that point. After that train left we waited for another while, but it seemed like years. Finally a decent train showed up and we climbed aboard. It was a regular train so we couldn’t lie down to sleep but we made do. At last we were back in Cairo and incredibly tired, but safe and intact. And that was our adventure getting “lost” in Egypt.”

That last day in Cairo we tried to take a taxi out to see the “Alabaster Mosque” that is covered in the alabaster scavenged from the pyramids. But we couldn’t make our driver understand where we wanted to go, and none of the pedestrians that he stopped and asked could understand us either. But, as we wandered around the streets of Cairo not knowing how to get to our original destination, we happened to pass through a musical instrument making neighborhood, so we just got out of the taxi and started shopping hand-made lutes (yes, we bought one.) Searching for dinner we found a nice place, and since we couldn’t communicate verbally they let me go into the kitchen and point to several dishes to serve us – it was all very yummy. That night we caught a plane from Cairo to London, and then to Paris, France. It was New Year’s Eve 1999 and we were going to ring in the new millennium at the Eifel Tower. But that’s another story for another day.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Flashback: Yemen


As I prepare for my return trip to Yemen next month, I decided to post this flashback:

In September of 2005 I took my first trip to Yemen – which was my first rural electrification project in the Middle East. Anyway, the trip from La Paz to Sana’a was smooth – at least as smooth as a 13,000 mile fifty hour trip over two days and two nights on airplanes (in economy class no less) can be. When I left Bolivia there was snow up in El Alto, enough to have postponed the flights the day before, but not enough to postpone or cancel the flights on the day that I was traveling (darn it.) My route took me from Bolivia to Miami to London to Dubai and then to Sana’a, Yemen. During my brief layover in London, which was just long enough to catch lunch, I was served my food by an obviously American waitress – it turns out that she was an Idaho girl who married an Irish guy and now lives and works in London, trying to save up to move back to Idaho where they can make ends meet. Small world.

On the leg between London and Dubai I watched a Bollywood (India’s Hollywood) movie (it had English subtitles) named “Swades”, which means “We The People,” in which the star plays an engineer from India who lives and works in the States for NASA (on the space shuttle.) Our hero gets word that his old nanny has been put in an old folks’ home back in India, so he takes off to find her and bring her back to American. Once in India he ends up taking some road trips around the country, setting up a hydro-power project to bring electricity to his nanny’s home village, and then falls in love with a pretty village school teacher. But then he goes back to NASA to launch the shuttle because he couldn't stand to live in India with all of their privations, hardships, and injustices. But after returning to NASA he decides it was really in his heart to go back to India to bring electricity to the rural villages and marry his Indian sweetheart. Strangely enough, I found the conflicts in the movie compelling – the whole conflict between the sexy aerospace electrical engineering job vs. just "lighting bulbs" and that of living in the third world vs. living in the comfy, clean, and functional USA.

Anyway, I finally arrived in Yemen without any significant problems. My first evening in Sana’a, the capital of Yemen, I got free to do a little walk-about. I left the hotel at 5:00 to take advantage of the last hour or so of sunlight to explore the old town, right across the street from my hotel. Whereas the drive from the airport to the hotel reminded me of Dhaka (albeit slightly less dusty and way less congested), the old city is something completely different – it really looked like the ancient Middle East. There is still the old thick adobe city wall around the old city, with watch towers at 100' intervals (I measured.) Until 1962 Yemen, and the old city of Sana’a, was closed to foreigners – now it’s a UNESCO World Heritage Site like the Taj Mahal. I wandered aimlessly through the ancient city streets and alleys to see what I could see. The old adobe and brick buildings are tall, usually six stories, and most have stained glass windows and are adorned with whitewashed trim. Sana’a is supposed to be one of the oldest cities in the world, reputedly founded by Noah’s son Shem right after the flood – and it looks like it could be about that old. The streets often narrowed down to alleys one person wide or just petered out to a dead end after making a spiral. In the middle of all of these sub-neighborhoods there were these green fields of gardens. In the middle of this maze I found an ancient hotel, the Taj Talha (originally an old palace), and, finding no one at the front desk, helped myself to their sixth story balcony (the stairs were tall and very uneven and the stair wells unlit, so that was an adventure in itself) to take some shots of the roof tops. I took a bunch of photos – they turned out pretty good – I can’t wait to show them to you.

As unsure as I was, wandering around a new place, and in the Middle East no less, I never felt threatened or ever heard a discouraging word. I saw that the men either wear long white robes or lungis (sort of a wrap-around skirt) with suit coats and the red and white checked Arab scarves on their heads, and most with a large curved Yemeni ornamental dagger stuck in the front of their belts (you know that I bought a couple of those to bring home.) Like in Bangladesh, the men are tall and skinny and walk around holding hands – they’re so cute. The little boys and girls were all running around in western clothes and playing with round gaskets or even roundish rocks – just as darling as they could be. The school aged young women wore robes with scarves on their heads, the girls over twelve wore black burquas with veils with slits for their eyes, and I noticed that the old ladies wore paisley burquas and veils. Lots of kids said “Hi” as I walked past, and a couple of men stopped to chat with me (they were all amazed to meet someone from the US – I guess they don’t get very many tourists from the US), but I confess that I was surprised when one young woman in a black burqua winked at me through the slit in her veil and said “Hi” in English. When it got dark (at around 6:30) I decided that it was time to find my way back to my hotel – just then all of the mosques sounded the call to prayer – it really took me back to our Dhaka years.

The next day I spent an interesting afternoon at the market in the center of the Old Town – it was a market for locals, with precious little tourism (although I did actually see a tour group – I think they were from Italy.) The market had clothes and shoes, groceries, food, spices (very aromatic – they made me sneeze), jewelry, and daggers (I got the kind like I’ve seen the locals wearing, not the overly-ornate kind that they sell for the tourists.) I couldn’t help but notice that many of the men had their cheeks stuffed clear full of this local narcotic leaf – called Qat – kind of like coca in Bolivia, or the betel nut in Bangladesh, or tobacco back in America. At about my second shop I picked up a local “guide”, so I took off and tried to ditch him. He showed up a little later at another shop where I’d already negotiated the purchase of one of those ornamental daggers I fired my wanna-be guide as soon as closing the deal with the shop keeper, and then almost immediately picked up a couple of boys as my guides. Sigh. I guess there’s no hiding the fact that I’m a foreigner – maybe it’s because I was taking photos. Along the way I picked up 50 grams of myrrh, for what I don’t know, since we’re not the incense type – but what the heck, here I am in Yemen – if they sold frankincense I’d have bought that too. As I left the market a smiling man came running up to me and handed me a small stack of pamphlets in English about Islam.

My job in Yemen is to work with a team to develop a national electrification strategy. It was obvious to me that our clients were not prepared to receive us however excited they were to have us in town (the most excited were the guys who had taken a field trip to Bangladesh to see our extensive rural electrification projects there.) Our own ministry contact, and his German consultant, were both preoccupied with wrapping up their previous project – the Sana’a “Emergency” Electrification study that was started in 1998 (I guess when they first noticed a lack of generation capacity and started load shedding.) I had to wonder, if it takes seven years to study an “emergency”, how long will they take with our “strategy” study? (We have ten months for our project.) It’s a challenge to work around the Yemeni schedule – they start work sometime after 9:00AM and then knock off for the day at 1:00PM (and this is before Ramadan) – so you have to squeeze in any and all meetings within that four hour window – usually just enough time for one meeting per day. One day, as I was in a meeting out at the Ministry, I heard sirens outside the window and looked out and saw a military jeep screaming by with two guys up front and one standing up in the back manning one of those swivel mounted machine guns like in the old “Rat Patrol” (you may be too young to remember that – I was pretty little when I last saw it.) Over the course of my two weeks in Yemen I saw those WWII relics zipping all over the place – it made me wonder what they were fighting.

We were assigned an office in the corner of the basement of the Ministry building in which to work between appointments. There is an office girl from Ethiopia, named Raquel, assigned to work with us – she brings us drinking water and such – she wears a burqua but not a veil (the brazen hussy.) At one point in the day I decided to embark on an adventure and asked about a bathroom. I was told it was up on the second floor, on the “right side”, but I’d need a key. So Raquel got her keys out, went into what looked like a storage room, opened the desk in there and dug me out the key to the bathroom somewhere upstairs, on the “first floor” (which meant the second floor), “to the right.” So I headed up the two flights of stairs and started making right turns. None of the signs, which are all in Arabic, looked like “Men’s Room” so I finally asked someone who knew English. They directed me to this hidden door, tucked away in an alcove in the corner of a hallway – if you didn’t know it was there, you’d never find it. That was my big adventure for that day.

One of the guys on our project team lived in Yemen as a boy. His father was the first American diplomat to come to Yemen back in the late 40’s and opened relations there. In fact, he showed us a National Geographic magazine from 1947 with an article in it by his dad with these great old photos from another century. And then his dad was the first US ambassador to Yemen in the mid 60’s, which is when he lived there as a teenager. He told us about how he witnessed the last public execution in the town square back in 67 or so. But, all told, the Yemenis seem to be nice – they were called “Arabia Felix” by the Romans, which means “Happy Arabia.”

One evening, over dinner, our team talked politics with our team leader, who was born in Peru but raised in the States, and is currently living and working in Burma. She posed the question: what if you could choose what country to be born to in Latin America, but you couldn’t choose whether you would be born rich or poor, what country would you choose? Almost all Latin Americans would choose Cuba, because the people there are the most equal. In the rest of Latin America, there are very few well off, and they’re mega-rich – I’m talking buy and sell both you and me rich. But the vast majority of the population in Latin America are mega-poor, and if you’re born poor, life is horrific and there is no getting better. It gave me a whole new perspective on why Fidel Castro and Che Guevara are such heroes in Latin America, even though the communist economic system has been such a failure world-wide. Their economy may be failed, but at least they’re all poor together. That helps me understand why such a large percentage (20-30%) of Bolivia is siding with the MAS party (the consortium of Cuba, Venezuela, and the drug lords of Colombia) – because however bad it is, it looks good compared to what they have now.

On my birthday, the 22nd, (it was a Thursday, which is Saturday in Yemen, so I didn’t have meetings) I woke up with such a sore back that I could hardly breathe – it felt like I had a dagger right under my left shoulder blade. So, I decided to buy myself a birthday massage – anything for my poor back. So I dragged myself down to the hotel’s Health and Beauty center and signed up for a 40 minute Swedish massage. That was my first massage in my whole life. I had a burly Arab guy work me over with a liberal dose of oil. I must say, the whole thing made my back feel much better – I think maybe I now understand why people go to chiropractors. Anyway, when I went to pay for the massage they told me “no charge”. And apparently all of the hotel staff were informed that it was my birthday – so I was wished a happy birthday by everyone. They even gave me a special request (not on the menu) for dinner – they served me Dum Aloo Kashmiri (an Indian dish of potatoes stuffed with white cheese, nuts, and raisins, in a spicy red creamy sauce) with Basmati rice, and a chocolate birthday cake after.

While I was in Yemen, I made three daytrips out to the countryside, to check things out first hand – thank heavens for Dramamine and Tylenol. On the first field trip two of us went from my company, along with three German consultants to the Ministry, and a couple of Ministry guys. We went in two cars – I rode with the Germans and our team leader rode with the Yemenis. The Yemeni car led the way, and our German car followed. On our way out of town we took a small detour and passed by the famous “rock palace” – the Wadi Dah – the summer palace of the Imam that ruled Yemen as a king until the early 60’s. It was good to see it in person since its image graces everything in town, including the water bottles. About every five kilometers or so we passed through a military checkpoint, but the Ministry guy in the lead car talked our way through and we went on our merry way. We drove about 140km west, down a very hilly and windy but thankfully largely paved road, to the town of Al Mahweet. Along the way we passed through or by these most amazing little villages. The Yemenis like to build their communities, usually extended family groups, up on top of hills or cliffs. Imagine Shiprock or Round Rock with a community on top. Their little houses aren’t so big in the footprint, but almost always go up four or five or even six stories – straight up. So all of these tall, skinny buildings will be crammed right up against one another and will form a closed square with only one gate into the whole community. I guess that’s all for protection against robbers or whatever. We also drove through orchards and orchards of Qat trees – Qat is the leaf that the Yemenis chew like coca. I asked them about it and was told that it’s a stimulant and appetite suppressant and a natural Viagra. So then I asked about the downside of the leaf and was told that Yemenis have a high instance of tooth decay and kidney failure which is linked to the Qat. I was also told that another problem with all of the Qat growing is that it has supplanted all of their food crops – so now the Yemenis have to import every kilo of rice, wheat, sugar, etc. Anyway, all around the Qat orchards are these stone guard towers, so the armed guards can make sure no one is stealing their Qat. Qat is very expensive – our Ministry guys bought 1.5kg bags for 3000Rs (or about $15) – that’s an expensive habit.

Anyway, we finally arrived in Al Mahweet and we stopped at a hotel for lunch. As we got out of the cars I noticed that a third car, that had been following us most of the way, stopped and several guys got out with AK-47’s. Apparently these were also part of our entourage – thanks to the Minister. Just then it was prayer time, and it was a Friday after all (Friday is Sunday in the Moslem world), so our Yemeni guides excused themselves to go to the mosque for a few minutes, while we infidel foreigners relaxed out in a tent up on the roof of the hotel. The tent was made of thick Persian-looking carpets, and all around the edge of the tent were these couch type pieces of furniture, flat on the ground and about 4” thick. So as we sat around our team leader told me that in the lead car our Ministry guide would tell the soldiers at the security checkpoints that he was accompanied by five German consultants – he then explained to her that due to pressure from the US Embassy, Americans have to register at every checkpoint, which takes about 30 minutes per stop, so the government can track the movements of US citizens in case we get kidnapped. Whew! I’ve never denied my American citizenship before, but I was glad that we didn’t lose a half hour for every five kilometer segment of our 260km trip that day. Anyway, lunch was good solid Yemeni food – chicken, mutton, naan (an Indian bread, like Navajo fried bread, but baked stuck on the side of a hot oven), spicy soup, etc. After lunch we went to visit the town’s generating station – it was as big of a mess as one might expect. Then we went to the house of the area manager for a Qat session – again the low couches around a long narrow living room, where everyone sat around chewing the Qat, with silver spittoons. I declined to join the group in a chew, but took the opportunity to ask questions about the utility in the rural areas (I’ll spare you the details.) After that, it was essentially straight back to the hotel, with just a few stops along the way for photos of scenic villages – I took a ton of photos and probably not enough.

My second field trip, which was over 400km round trip, was to visit a couple of small, isolated distribution systems not run by the State utility. We went in a mini-van – there were two Germans, myself, and four Yemenis. We didn’t have a gun car following us this time, but our driver was packing heat, so I guess we were protected. Speaking of our driver – we got to share his blaring Lebanese music both ways – he constantly rotated tapes as one would finish, but they all sounded the same to me – I imagine that our music sounds the same to them too. Having left “early” that morning, at 7:30AM, we stopped after about an hour of traveling to eat second breakfast. Our restaurant was a roadside place, where they chopped up the meat fresh and grilled it fajita style and served it with giant naans – I just thought of it as a fajita. You knew the meat was fresh because the calf’s head was still on the counter and his eyes hadn’t even glazed over yet, and his two friends, who were next in line for the breakfast rush, were tied up right next to the porch there where we ate. You know that I’m pretty macho about knowing where my meat comes from, but the image was almost too much for even me to enjoy my meal. Anyway, we got to see a lot more cool hilltop villages along the way – I took more photos. Every village that we passed through or by had speed bumps in the road, installed by kids who were selling their produce to all of the cars passing by. At one point in the journey (at 70km from Sana’a) a cryptic symbol lit up on the dashboard, so our driver whipped out the vehicle’s manual and we figured out that it was indicating that we needed more coolant. So, we poured a couple of water bottles into the radiator and we continued on our way. At the actual power company, an independent local operation, they said that they were tired of being in business and really wanted the national power company to come in and take them over. Then we went to a second place, where their manager was recently killed in tribal conflicts, but couldn’t find anyone to talk to (note to self: don’t cross tribal boundaries with our projects.) So we found a local place for lunch – here again it was typically local and it was all eating with your hands – chicken, veggies, naan, etc. I guess I’m OK with the whole eating with my hands thing by now – at least I know enough not to eat with my left hand (I had to keep reminding my other infidel traveling companions.)

My third trip out to the field was with the construction department. We had made an appointment for them to pick me up at 8:00 that morning, and at 8:30 I called them because they hadn’t shown up yet. I think I woke the guy up when I called, but he said he’d be by at 9:00. As I was sitting on the front porch of the hotel waiting for my ride, a funeral procession went by. There was a guy with a big stick at the front of the group leading the singing – they were carrying the dearly departed on a litter high over their heads, taking turns holding it up – they had traffic backed up for blocks on the busy road running in front of the hotel. Anyway, it was actually after 9:30 when my guys eventually showed up. This time it was just two Yemeni engineers from the construction department and me in an old Toyota Land Cruiser (the little two seaters.) The whole trip was a lot more casual than the two before – just a small group of engineers going out to the field. We didn’t even have a pass from the Ministry for the security checkpoints and they didn’t bother to lie about me being an American – and we just soldiered on without any major delays. This time we took the road south west out of town, over hill and dale – very rocky hills and dales I must say. The hills were covered with agricultural terraces – they were impressive. I think the Incas must have learned their craft from the Yemenis – they have terraced all of these steep craggy mountains – it reminded me a lot of Peru.

After we’d gone about 113km (according to my GPS) and made several stops to check out recently constructed projects, we put our Land Cruiser in 4WD and turned off the pavement. We picked up a local guy who acted as our guide and he directed us to where the line crew was working, but when we got to the work site we found that our boys had all gone off to lunch. So our guide directed us to the place where we were to have lunch. After we rounded one hill he pointed to the top of the far hill and said something in Arabic, but I surmised that we were headed up there. After 10km of four wheeling we finally arrived at the top of the hill and the end of the road, at the doorstep of the 500 year old castle on the hill. I thought that it was an interesting place for a restaurant, certainly the most interesting place I’d eaten in my three field trips. Inside we removed our shoes and went into a long living room, with the floor level couch cushions, where we rested for a few minutes. Then an old man in a red and white checked turban and a long white robe came in and, as I shook his hands I was told that he was the local sheik. Then everyone else gave him ceremonial kisses on both cheeks and then a forehead to forehead bonk. Boy, did I feel stupid – I only shook his hand – I wish someone had told me that we were eating at the house of the local sheik and just how to greet him properly. So, I hope he just chalked it up to me just being a stupid American who’s never traveled in the Middle East before. Anyway, after washing up we were led to the room across the hall where there were more cushions on the floor and a low round table in the middle of the floor. My two Yemeni guides immediately moved the pile of food from the table to the floor, uncovering a pot of naan soaked in honey. So we ate our dessert first. Then we had joints of beef, rice, plain naan, and corn bread naan – it was all good and easier to eat with our hands than it would have been if we’d been supplied flatware.

After eating and washing up, we went back into the living room for the post dinner Qat session. I tried to find a seat at the back of the room where I could hide out for the duration, but was guided to the seat up front right next to the sheik. The sheik didn’t speak English, and I don’t speak Arabic (more than “hello” and “thank you”,) so I tried to carry on a conversation with our host through my Ministry guide, but my engineer was constantly on his cell phone, so it was hard to make a very coherent conversation. I was trying to occupy my host who kept offering me Qat, a pull on his hookah (a water pipe with a ten-foot long velvet hose, full of tobacco or hashish I don’t know), or even tea. I was finally able to communicate through my translator (who didn’t speak much English either) the facts of my religion and after that the offers for the various mind altering substances slowed down, and then shifted to an invitation to spend at least three days with the sheik in his house. I thanked him for his kind offer and told him I’d have to take him up on his offer after a trip back to Sana’a for an appointment that night. We had a laugh and then we headed on our way.

The whole point of this long trek to the field was to see Yemeni linemen working, and sure enough, by the time we got to the work site they were done for the day. But they hadn’t left the area yet, so my guides made the linemen go back up the pole to show me their prowess. In demonstrating their agility to me they broke every rule in the book – we maybe not all of them – they did at least have hardhats. But other than that, they didn’t show me anything positive to put in my report. Plus, when I asked to see the design sheets from which they were working, I found that the linemen build the line according to their own criteria, without being encumbered by designs from the home office – so now I don’t know what the engineers do, but I do know that they don’t design the power lines. After that, it was just the long drive back to town. Coming back into the city that night (at dark-thirty) it was really pretty – the streets and buildings were all festooned with Christmas lights and all of the buildings draped with red, white, and black bunting – the day before (Monday the 26th) was Revolution Day.

It was interesting to work in Yemen and to see that it suffers from the same poverty-related issues as Latin America, Africa, and Asia. There seems to be a high correlation between corruption and poverty – maybe that’s so obvious that it’s understood, but I’m not sure I’ve ever read a study on the subject. Anyway, in Yemen, like most undeveloped countries, they use a lot of wood for cooking and heating, and consequently their land is largely deforested, causing them to forage further and further from home (currently an average of 2km, costing 100 hours per month) and creating respiratory problems from the smoke in the house (imagine an open fire pit in the corner of the kitchen with no chimney.) There are also the high incidence of children burning themselves with the kerosene lamps that you see in other places, like Bolivia. Also, their government’s program of fuel subsidies, targeted to help the poor of the country, is not only an unsustainable burden on the national treasury, but is also misdirected in that a large portion of the fuel gets smuggled to neighboring countries across the Red Sea where the fuel isn’t subsidized. In the rural areas they use animal dung as a fuel source, which means that it can’t be used as a fertilizer, which in turn affects crop quality. Access to electrification is at around 50% nationwide, and less than 40% in the rural areas (they have over 100,000 villages without electricity.) Those homes that have electricity have an average consumption of only 100kWh/month, compared to over 1000kWh/month in the States (but considerably more than the 30kWh/month in Bolivia or Bangladesh.)

On my last day in Yemen, a Thursday which is “Saturday” in Yemen, I wrote my trip report in the morning and then knocked off at lunchtime and took a little walkabout around old Sana’a with a newly arrived member of our team. So I took him up the streets that I’d discovered on my first few days in country – they were every bit as scenic as I remembered and it was hard not to retake all of the photos that I’d already taken. We went up to the roof of that old hotel that I’d visited before and got a panorama of the old city. Eventually we worked our way into the old market and started doing our souvenir shopping. After a couple of hours of wandering we decided that we were hungry, and tired of eating every meal at the hotel, so when we came across a kebab shop we decided to risk it. We ate in their little upstairs dining room and sat on the floor level couches with a bunch of locals already in mid-meal. We scrunched in with the men – the women were behind a curtain on the other side of the room. They brought us up a plate of meat (lamb?) cooked on skewers over a very hot fire, so I think it was sterile. We ate our seared meat with these little breads, kind of like fat pitas, and a freshly ground tomato sauce (probably what was not safe to eat.) It was very tasty. We washed it all down with a luke-cold Coke, which should kill any bacteria in my stomach. It was fun rubbing elbows with the locals – they were all very friendly and accommodating, although we couldn’t actually speak to one another except in sign language and smiles. My companion, not taking any chances, sensibly stopped at a pharmacy on the way back to the hotel and picked up some tummy antibiotics. As for me, the warm Coke seems to have done the job adequately.

Over the two weeks I was in Yemen we got two warnings from the American Embassy about “credible” threats to Americans in the region and in particular in Yemen. I’ve got to say that it would be much less stressful working in those places if the Embassy didn’t put out so many dire warnings. Back in the “small world” department, at the hotel in Sana’a I ran into an old friend of mine from Dhaka – he’s from the Canadian Aid Agency and was in Yemen to check out some education projects. We had dinner together a couple of nights – it was fun to get caught up.

On my way back home to La Paz I had a brief layover in Dubai, United Arab Emirates (on the tip of the east side of the Arabian peninsula), just long enough to have lunch. As I ate my lunch the waitress made small talk: “Where you go, Mister?” To London. “Wow. I only go to London in my dreams.” It really made me reflect – I remember when traveling to London was a dream – it was not so many years ago, before it became a routine stop in the middle of a long trip to somewhere else. Anyway, after another two days of travel I finally wound up back home in La Paz.

The photo that I've posted above is of my first view of old Sana'a. It's impressive that these folks were building six story adobe skyscrapers back when Europe was living in caves. I'll reserve comment about relative development since then.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Crash


Now that we can count our remaining days in Bolivia on our fingers, it's obvious that we're going to go out with more of a bang than a whimper.

On our way home from one of our farewell parties, when we were just five blocks from home, a taxi crashed into us on our left rear fender. I immediately stopped the car (blocking in the taxi) and swooped down on the driver of the offending taxi – Leslie hopped out of her side of the car and took up a flanking position in front of the taxi. All the driver of the other car could say was that he just wanted to make a left turn and that the crash wasn’t his fault and that maybe the crash was his fault but that he really didn’t hurt our car. I got him out of his car so he could really see the damage that he’d caused, up close and personal, and then I realized that he was drunk – well, that explained a lot. He didn’t have a driver’s license or insurance and when I was noting down his car’s license plate number he hopped into his taxi and tried to flee, but Leslie threw herself in front of his car and wouldn’t let him escape. Then I escorted him as he moved his car out of the middle of the road, over to the curb, and got him out of his car so he couldn’t attempt to run away again. It was all I could do to not pound him into the ground; it’s been a long time since I really smacked anyone, but it was a very near thing just then. I was so mad! Four years of dodging traffic in La Paz without so much as a scratch and now this in our last two weeks!

I looked over to the next intersection where there’s a traffic light which is manned by a traffic officer, but since it was already 11:00 at night the policeman had already gone home. I didn’t have my cell phone with me so I couldn’t call anyone – I was really at a loss of what to do. A couple of other taxi drivers, who were sober and who had witnessed the crash, were very helpful. One offered to drive Leslie down to the police station to bring back the traffic police while I secured our culprit, so that’s what we did. So while Leslie went and fetched the police, I listened to our drunk driver explain that he’d get our broken (plastic) mud guards “welded” just like new. The remaining (sober) taxi driver kept telling our drunk to just pay me for the damage so he could avoid going to jail, but our villain didn’t have a single peso on him. Since the police station is only seven blocks from the crash site it wasn’t very long before Leslie got back with the police in their little green and white Volkswagen Beetle with a red light on top. Having done her part Leslie walked on home while I explained to the policemen what had happened. Then we all had to go down to the police station to fill out the paperwork. I used to think that it was an advantage to have a diplomatic drivers’ license, but these days, with the new anti-foreigner government (even those who are donor nations), I’m not so sure. Even so, the police seemed to do their job in a professional manner, took down all of the data, and then had me witness as the offending driver was administered a breathalyzer test (the results were 2.01 – whatever that means.) Back home I called my insurance company and made a report.

The next morning, on Sunday, I got a call from the drunk guy - ?! – he said that he wanted to come to my house to talk to me. I put him off until the afternoon because we have church in the morning, but I was dismayed that he had my phone number. I had made a rookie error in giving the police my home address and phone number – you’d think that someone with ten years of experience living overseas would know enough to not trust the police. I should have given them my office address and phone number (I guess I’m a slow learner.) While we spent the whole morning at church I worried that the guy had my home address too and was going to break in to the house and take out his frustrations on our personal effects. But, back home after church, we found everything still locked up tight and nothing out of place. That afternoon I agreed to meet the man at my office (not at home – I’m slow but not stupid.) At the office I took comfort in the presence of the armed police sergeant who provides our security; before my visitor showed up I took an opportunity to fill in my policeman on what had happened. When the taxi driver and his wife arrived at my office, I kept them out in the parking lot, with my car to use as a visual aid and my policeman to be the “bad cop.” Actually, in the light of day and away from the heat of the moment, I noted that the now less-drunk taxi driver was a very little pathetic man and I felt sorry for him, but told him that there was nothing to discuss because I hadn’t spoken to the insurance, or to a body shop and didn’t have any information yet.

The next day (Monday) I took the car into Toyota for a quote – they’d have to import the replacement parts from Japan, which would take at least 35 days. Since I only had two weeks left in Bolivia that wasn’t going to do me any good. Even so, the following day (Tuesday) I took the quote down to the police station, to comply with the requirements of the law, and paid them my 50Bs. for the official police report to the insurance company. The drunk guy and his wife begged me not to submit the claim to the insurance company because he didn’t have any money and he was afraid that the insurance company was going to take it out of his hide. I told him that I knew that he didn’t have any money, which was why I was making a claim to the insurance company rather than directly against him. But he wouldn’t quit; he and his wife followed me back to the office and I had to have our policeman send them off. That day I made the mistake of walking to lunch with my local engineers as usual because the drunk guy and his wife followed us along the way; this time the guy asked me to give him the damaged parts off my car so he could go find the replacements. I told him that I wasn’t giving him anything and that we were done talking because it was up to the insurance company what was going to happen. When he wouldn’t cease or desist, my engineers interposed themselves and sent him on his way. It’s obvious that this drunk guy is not going to be able to pay for any of the damage that he’s caused and he doesn’t have any insurance, and my local insurance is going to be too slow to help me out in the next week or so, so I’ll be stuck with repairing my car when I get to the States. I’m just glad that no one was hurt, the car still works, and that the repairs are not more extensive. So, even though I’m not happy about the crash, I feel blessed that it all worked out as well as it did.

And since no one wants to see a photo of a crashed car, I've attached another photo that I took in the Galapagos. All I can figure is that these two gulls must be brothers, and the little brother is on the bottom.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

We're in the news again


I reported on Tuesday that my company had been mentioned on the TV news cast Monday night and Tuesday morning (on Bolivision only) regarding the looting of our warehouse in Caranavi. That news report was initiated by our insurance agent who was trying to incite some response from the government. And then yesterday, on Wednesday morning, I saw on the TV news cast essentially the same report with the addition that the government officials were stating that they’d only learned of the situation from the news cast and hadn’t received or read the letters that we and the US embassy had been sending.

Then this morning, Thursday, our story was printed in one of the local newspapers (La Razón: http://www.la-razon.com/versiones/20060518_005546/nota_256_287842.htm.) This article was again initiated by our insurance agent. The article incorrectly states that we are now considering whether or not to abandon Caranavi all together; whereas the reality is that we’ve already been instructed to leave and, according to our CTO, it’s extremely unlikely that we will ever feel like returning to Caranavi. This latest article correctly adds the fact that our employees in Caranavi have been threatened with death and aren’t allowed to even come close to our former warehouse. In this article they quote the Viceminister of Internal Government as saying that: “Bolivia is not a secure state; security here is just a label. In the whole area of Caranavi the capacity of the police is restricted.” They also quote the executive secretary of the neighborhood association, Rosendo Vargas, the Evo Morales of the Yungas and ring leader of the mobs stealing our poles and threatening to kill our employees, as denying stealing our poles. He does admit, however, that they took over our warehouse because, he says, the poles had come in the name of the people of Caranavi. He's wrong of course - the poles aren't for him or anyone else - they belong to the US government and would have gone to benefit somewhere in rural Bolivia. Now they'll just turn into mulch in someone's front yard.

In the same newspaper on the very next page they report that Evo will be going to Caranavi on Saturday the 20th to sign an agreement with the coca farmers of Caranavi (http://www.la-razon.com/versiones/20060518_005546/nota_256_287844.htm.) The agreement will supposedly reduce the coca plantations in Caranavi. Why they’ve decided to take this step AFTER the Alternative Development program has left the area is not yet clear to me. It is clear, however, that the Alternative Development program won’t be coming back, so I doubt that any reduction in coca production will be sustainable since they won’t have the infrastructure (electricity, roads, processing plants, etc.) to do anything else.

The photo at the top of this log entry is of a pair of Nazca/Masked Boobies; I took it during our Spring Break trip to the Galapagos this year.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

We're on the news!


My project was in the evening and morning TV news casts today and yesterday: our insurance agent went before the broadcast media and complained about how the mobs in Caranavi are looting our power poles and about how the police, army, and government are not only NOT doing anything to stop it, they’re also not even receiving our petitions for protection. My company was mentioned by name, as a US-based organization doing electrification in and around Caranavi free of charge. We were referred to as another example of an American institution being driven out of Caranavi, in addition to all of the other US-financed projects. Our insurance agent also said that if the government doesn’t start imposing law and order in Caranavi, all of the insurance companies will withdraw from the area and leave everyone down there uninsured. It was a pretty solid report – I guess we’ll see if it causes any reaction. There is a march scheduled today in Caranavi, by those who are in favor of the Alternative Development programs. The local news station has determined to film the event and one of my friends in Caranavi has promised to tape the TV report for me. I’ll let you know how it goes.

By way of background information: before this flurry of looting started and since the US government gave us the order to evacuate Caranavi, we managed to sneak out all of our hardware and wire and at least 3000 of our 5000 poles stockpiled. But, as we were moving the last 2000 poles, the mobs mobilized and decided to hijack our (hired) trucks and confiscate our poles. It started with the neighborhood associations of Caranavi expropriating our poles for their neighborhood projects. Then the municipal employees, at the direction of the mayor, stepped in to allocate the distribution of our poles. Our warehouseman and guards tried to protect the poles, but were rebuffed – the mobs even went to the homes of my guards and threatened them to stay away. Our warehouseman was photographing the organized looting of our poles, but was spotted by the mob, which then violently stole his camera. We sent appeals for protection to the police and then to the army and finally to the federal government, but they wouldn’t lift a finger – it’s obvious that the looting of the American-financed projects is government sanctioned. The first opposition to the theft of our poles came from the rural colonizers’ association who didn’t want the city folks hogging all the poles – leave some for them they whined. There were some good citizens of Caranavi who didn’t want the city to be branded totally lawless and they tried to confront the thieves, but after a small skirmish in the city square, they were silenced.

Also in the news today:

Evito performed a 180 degree flip in Vienna. Last week, in front of the summit meeting of leaders from Latin America, the Caribbean, and the European Union, Evo publicly denounced Brazil as thieves and smugglers; he said that they were stealing Bolivia’s gas and illegally smuggling it out of the country and that he wasn’t going to reimburse them one penny for the petroleum infrastructure that he nationalized a couple of weeks ago. Now, with a straight face, he blames the fallout from his remarks on the media. (Local joke: In what way is Evo like “Mission Impossible”? – Every time he speaks, he self destructs.) Now, Evito says that Brazil is a good neighbor and an important ally and that Bolivia is going to pay the foreign petroleum companies for their shares up to the point that the State of Bolivia owns 51% of all of the oil companies functioning in the country. Where will he get the money? The government has ordered all of the private pension companies to invest in YPFB, the government’s petroleum company, up to an amount of nearly $1 billion. Any pension fund that doesn’t make the required investment by Thursday will be “nationalized.” Also in the petroleum sector, Total, a primarily French-owned petroleum company, is the first to throw in the towel and leave Bolivia.

Also while in Vienna, Evito criticized the European banks for not doing more to eliminate the flow of drug money. At the same time, back here in Bolivia, the government has eliminated the agency responsible to track and prevent money laundering by the drug lords. However, since Evito's logic is that anyone who has money must be running drugs, he's started making noise that he's going to take over all of the banks in Bolivia. The banks are circling their wagons to see what they can do to save themselves.

Yesterday the new government imposed fixed tariffs on all buses around the country; the new tariffs include taxes, so the tariffs are higher to the user but the income is lower to the bus owners. In response to the new controls, the bus owners have declared a strike and blockade of the highways next week. The government has responded that they won’t allow any blockades of the highways and that anyone caught blockading will be arrested. However, the government’s firm statements were undercut by their own actions yesterday, when they failed to break a blockade of the highways by a group of 1500 vendors of used clothes. The used clothes vendors are blockading because the sale of used clothes has been outlawed by this new government. As of this morning, the roads out of La Paz are all still blockaded.

Flying in or out of La Paz is not an option today either. Starting last night there was a strike by the airport workers, including security and air traffic controllers, over the government imposition of a new board of directors (hand picked by the government.) The government has threatened to break the strike today by putting their own people to work in the airport – I guess we’ll see what happens today. Last night they had to cancel all air traffic around Bolivia.

There is also a lot of important news that isn’t making the evening news broadcasts:

This new government is firing every employee who ever worked for a previous administration. In fact, one of my Bolivian friends was fired from his post because his sister’s husband had been in a previous administration. There is no pretext of incompetence – just out and out firing. Out of my personal acquaintances, everyone with an American or European passport, or even an American visa, are leaving town – they can no longer work under the present regime. Also, I have a first hand account that now Bolivians are being denied passports – now they have to have a letter from a lawyer justifying why they need a passport – I guess this is a measure to stop a mass exodus. Also, the Venezuelan and Cuban “advisors” placed in all of the government agencies are so thick that it’s impossible to work. A friend of mine at the IDB has told me that they are cutting back to a skeleton crew in the Bolivian office, as they don’t expect to do any more work in Bolivia until after a change of regime.

Continuing my boycott of Evito photos, the photo at the top of this installment is of the Red-footed Boobie; I took it during our recent Spring Break trip to the Galapagos.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Lawless Bolivia


Evito is really on a roll now. When last we saw him here in Bolivia he was limping off to Vienna in Hugo Chavez’s Venezuelan-flagged airplane to attend a summit of leaders from the European Union, Latin America, and the Caribbean. Then all of a sudden he shows up on the evening news doing what he does best – shooting off his mouth and sinking the whole country of Bolivia even deeper. He started off his road show with the statement that Bolivia was NOT going to pay for any of the petroleum infrastructure recently confiscated under the banner of “nationalization.” He explained that the petroleum companies were in Bolivia illegally and were thieves and smugglers – that they were stealing the gas out of the ground and smuggling it into Brazil and Argentina. He totally disregarded the existing contracts under which the Brazilian, Spanish, Argentine, English, and Italian firms are presently operating. You can bet that Brazil and Spain, the two largest investors in the petroleum sector in Bolivia, have taken exception to that! Brazil has said that they’re considering pulling their Ambassador out of Bolivia. In the same summit meeting in Austria, Tony Blair weakly asked Morales and Chavez to “act sensibly” – as if there were any hope of that.

During his rant Evo complained that Spain had been looting Bolivia for 500 years already and that it was time to stop. And then (here comes the good part – I swear I’m not making this up) Evo comes out and chastises Spain for not coming forward with more charity for Bolivia. He complained that when he’d made his Rainbow tour of Europe back in December & January, Spain had promised to forgive Bolivia’s debts and send more financial assistance. Then he demanded that Spain honor their word and cough up the money. And he did all of this with a straight face. I guess he didn’t know that it’s customary to wear a mask and brandish a firearm when stealing from someone and then demanding more money.

My Bolivian friends are mortified that such an ignorant man is representing them to world at large. One of my friends said that he was going to stop watching the evening news because it kept him up at night (he’s not the first to say that to me.) I insisted that he NEEDED to stay informed because it’s obvious that the majority of his countrymen are ignorant of what’s happening and how it’s going to affect every Bolivian when all international aid, investment, and commerce is cut off. Furthermore, with the deterioration of law and order situation in Bolivia, and with the outright if not condoned looting going on in Caranavi, my Bolivian friends have expressed concern that Evito and his roving mobs are going to start sacking the homes and businesses here in the Zona Sur (where I live and have my office.) I told them that it was certainly what would come next – that they only needed to study Russian history to see what turn comes next.

Note: I'm tired of seeing Evito's face on my own blog so the photo above is of a Blue-footed Boobie - I took it on our recent trip to the Galapagos.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Deteriorating security in Bolivia


The security situation here in Bolivia continues to deteriorate on a daily basis. Down in Caranavi, the center of the Yungas and where my rural electrification project was centered until the recent evacuation, there are now two warring factions – those who want the Alternative Development projects to come back and those who are glad to see the ‘yanquis’ go home. So far the war hasn’t involved shooting, but there has been some fisticuffs between the two factions. And with regard to my project evacuation – I managed to get out all of my wire and hardware that I had in my warehouse and over 3000 poles, but I still have over 2000 poles remaining in Caranavi. But on Monday, the 1st of May, a gang from the local neighborhood association hijacked our outbound truckload of poles. They said that all of the remaining poles had to stay in Caranavi. So then the mobs, directed by the Mayor’s employees, started openly stealing poles from my warehouse and distributing them around town. They my warehouseman who was taking photos of the theft and then stole his camera too. They even went to the homes of my employees living in Caranavi and threatened them with bodily harm if they tried to interfere with the looting of my poles. We appealed to the police and then to the army, but the only opposition to this theft of the power poles came from the rural colonizers’ organizations who wanted a share of the poles for themselves too. And just to add insult to injury, my construction contractor was foolish enough to warehouse the material that I’d advanced him in one of the community centers, and now they’re refusing to let him get it out to be returned to me (I guess I’ll be cashing his materials bond.) So, whether they meant to or not, the leaders of the mob in Caranavi are proving the point that there is in fact no law and order and no security in Caranavi and that’s why the projects are all shutting down and leaving town.

Also in Bolivia these days, since Evito confiscated the private petroleum infrastructure from the wells to the gas pumps, largely owned by Brazil, the president of Brazil is starting to complain that Evo is controlled by Hugo Chavez. ?! Ya think?! In fact, last night on the evening news, he said that Evo was acting like Chavez’s “pet.” I almost fell out of my chair. Now rumors are rampant that perhaps Brazil will send in troops to Bolivia to recuperate and safeguard the billions of dollars of investment that they have in the petroleum section. Maybe that’s Bolivia’s strategy all along – maybe they’re hoping that Brazil will conquer them and then fix their problems as part of a war reparation scheme. Maybe the future language of Bolivia isn’t Aymara – maybe it will be Portuguese.

Having checked nationalization of the petroleum resources off his list of things to do, Evito is now dabbling in land redistribution. He’s decreed the confiscation of a land mass larger than the country of Greece down in Santa Cruz, to be redistributed to poor people from the Altiplano. I guess that’s how he intends to pay back Santa Cruz for their opposition to his party.

As for Evito, he’s flown off to Europe to try to drum up support for his policies. Good luck with that, I say – he’s confiscated property from investors in Spain, England, Italy, France, and Germany – I’ll be curious to see how well he’s received in the European Union now. And, as if to thumb his nose at his own country, Evo flew off in a Venezuelan flagged airplane (which immediately broke down and had to come back, get repaired, and take off again.) His countrymen are furious and insulted that he didn’t fly his own Bolivian flagged presidential jet which, according to the Bolivian air force, is perfectly functional. In defense of their power grabbing policies, the new vice-president/terrorist/acting president of Bolivia said that it would be impossible to impose a Cuban or Venezuelan-style dictatorship on Bolivia – he said that here in Bolivia the masses rule. Right…!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Nationalization of petroleum: check!


Emperor Evito continues to consolidate his power here in Bolivia. As an outsider who is imminently fleeing the country, it’s interesting to observe. But my Bolivian friends are terrified of the future, and rightly so.

First, on April 29, Evito traveled to Havana, Cuba to sign agreements with Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro to guarantee Bolivia’s sale of soy beans and coca leaves to Venezuela in exchange for the supply of diesel from Venezuela. The three presidents are trying to create a block of countries to oppose the United States and the spread of capitalism in Latin America. They’re calling their alliance the ALBA (Spanish for “dawn”) which stands for Bolivar’s Alternative for the Americas (Simon Bolivar is the general who liberated Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela – Hugo Chavez claims to be the reincarnation of Bolivar.) Cuba, which has neither petroleum nor agriculture products to contribute to the alliance, is providing doctors, teachers, and other indoctrinators – presumably with diplomas from the Soviet Union. You can read more about this at: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/04/29/samerican.pact.ap/index.html. Note: if you don't want to buy gas from Hugo Chavez, avoid Citgo gas stations.

Then on the 30th it was revealed that the MAS has a formal ten point program for maintaining power in Bolivia. The existence of the document has been acknowledged by the government, specifically by the Viceminister of Social Movements, but I haven’t found any publication that reveals what’s actually in the document. The closest thing to such a revelation was in one of the local newspapers (http://www.la-razon.com/versiones/20060430_005527/nota_276_281393.htm) that revealed that the document states that “votes alone don’t maintain power” and specifies the first few strategies supposedly contained in the MAS’s strategic plan. Those strategies are:

1. Organize brigades of hooligans so that there can’t be any spontaneous protests against the government.
2. Mobilize the militant elements of the party to ensure that the populace embraces everything proposed by the party.
3. Control the media (I’ve seen a lot of propaganda for the MAS and their programs on the evening news lately.)
4. Place party idealists at every level of the government to ensure that everyone is toeing the same party line (these are the guys from Cuba and Venezuela.)
5. On May 1st, when the masses typically march against the government of the year, the MAS should reveal some great important social program.

Then right on cue on May 1, the international Labor Day, with the support of the armed forces, Evito and the MAS seized all petroleum assets in the country. Under Evito’s new rules, foreign-based companies will be forced to sign new contracts within 180 days and to hand over their stockpiles to the government, which will be in charge of the retail sales. If the companies refuse to sign the new contracts they will be forced to leave the country and abandon their investments after the 180-day period. In addition, foreign companies must surrender shares that they acquired during the capitalization process of the last decade without compensation. The new law also decrees that Bolivia will receive 82 percent of the profits while foreign companies will receive 18 percent. After Evito’s announcement, the military occupied two refineries operated by Brazilian-owned Petrobras and 56 oil wells operated by other foreign-companies in order to prevent any acts of sabotage in response to the decree. (See also: http://www.cnn.com/2006/BUSINESS/05/02/bolivia.gas.reut/index.html.)

It was impressive to see on the evening news last night the soldiers surrounding the gas plants and even the petroleum company offices with their combat gear and bayonets fixed. Also on the evening news, they showed that before Evo read his manifesto the group decided to sing the Bolivian national anthem. The Minister of Hydrocarbons told everyone to take off their hardhats for the hymn, but Evo wouldn’t take his off and was the only one standing there in a hat while they sang the national anthem. After confiscating the petroleum industry, Evito tried to calm the Bolivian people with promises that Venezuelan technicians have been training Bolivian technicians for the past three months on how to run the petroleum plants if Brazil and Spain, the "owners" of the seized plants, just cut their losses and abandon the country. But it didn't work - there was a run on the gas stations with lines of cars several miles long - everyone is expecting to run out of fuel in the coming days. The gas stations, most of which are now closed, all sport new banners that read “Nationalized.”

I’m not the only one who has noticed the MAS slowly taking control of the country and leading it down into the abyss. The Catholic Church denounced the MAS last week, on April 29, saying that they were using old tactics and policies that have already been tried and failed, and that the current government’s strong-arm tactics have been proven to “produce death and pain.” See: http://www.la-razon.com/versiones/20060429_005526/nota_247_281259.htm.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Emperor Evito


When Evo Morales (the current president of Bolivia) was campaigning last year, I heard a lot of otherwise intelligent people say that they thought/hoped that he couldn't do any worse than the previous clowns who had messed up the country. I continually (at every opportunity) pointed out Evito's association with and affinity for Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez and surmized that once elected he'd take the same steps as his idols and would make himself the dictator for life of Bolivia. Unfortunately, the majority of Bolivians couldn't believe that it could happen here. In fact, in searching the internet, I only found one writer who predicted that Evo would become a fascist dictator, and even he thought that it wouldn't be so so bad. (See: http://www.bestsyndication.com/2005/WIlliam-WOLFRUM/123005_dictator.htm.) Unfotunately, the past three months has been proof that in fact, things could get worse, even in Bolivia. But now we’re finally starting to see some reaction to all of the wild and crazy things our Evito ("wish I were Perón") has been doing these past three months.

First, we had the UN party (headed by my look-alike) come out and declare that Evito is a fascist along the same lines as Hitler and Mussolini. They presented the following four proofs:

1. Mythical Empire: Hitler has his “Third Reich”, Mussolini the “Roman Empire”, and Evo has the “Aymara Empire.” (See the attached photo of Evito in his Aymara Emperor outfit - this emperor definitely needs a new groove.)

2. Racism: Hitler has his superior Aryan race, Mussolini the Roman patricians, and Evo has his Aymaras. In fact, he’s declared that his ambassadors to other countries have to speak Aymara, which should be really helpful in such places as France, Germany, Spain, etc. (he hasn’t been able to scare up an ambassador to the US yet.)

3. Cult of personality: The Germans had “Der Fuehrer”, the Italians “El Duche”, and now Bolivia has “Evito.” Since Hugo Chavez of Cuba claims to be the reincarnation of Simon Boliviar, I keep wondering whose spirit Evo is going to channel – Antonio de Sucre would be an obvious choice, if he were to ask my opinion.

4. Mob enforcement: Hitler riled up his mobs to burn books and loot Jewish businesses. Mussolini had the same. Evito has his mobs of ignorant savages to blockade highways to drive out non-MAS elected officials, shut down US-financed clinics in El Alto, tear down Habitat for Humanity constructed homes, drive out private coffee growers in Caranavi, bankrupt financially shaky but still functioning private airlines, shut down all foreign financed development projects (including rural electrification), drive out all Non-Governmental Organizations. I can’t wait to see what he does next with his hooligans.

Second the Latin American Federation of Magistrates, centered in Panama, of which every country in Latin America is a member except Venezuela, declared Evito to be a “dictator” for his efforts to overthrow and undermine the independent judicial system in Bolivia. Ever since taking office, Evito has been attacking the judges in Bolivia, especially trying to get the Supreme Court judges to resign so he can appoint his own boys.

Third, the presidents of Peru and Colombia have taken Evito to task for calling them “traitors” for having signed the Free Trade Agreements (TLC) with the US. They gently reminded him that each country is sovereign and can sign treaties with whomever is most convenient for that country and that Evito should act more like a president and less like some rabble rouser from the opposition.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Will the last one to leave Bolivia please turn off the lights?


Things have been on a full run here in Bolivia since we got back from Spring Break. At work I found my project in Yungas in the process of being evacuated from Caranavi. Our new president, Evito, hasn’t been cooperative (or even civil) with the US, so the Embassy finally decided to close down the development projects in Caranavi. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when the militant MAS leaders declared that they weren’t going to allow any private entities or any Non-Governmental Organizations (NGO’s) to work in Caranavi – they are only going to allow the MAS-backed syndicates to function in their district and have already driven out several privately owned agricultural-based businesses - just another step the MAS is taking to consolidate all political and economic power in their own pockets. In fact, it's very obvious that the MAS doesn't care if the people have electricity or roads or schools or clinics - they only care that whatever the people have, they get it from the MAS and no one else. This process started a couple of months ago when the MAS shut down six US-financed health clinics in El Alto. Apparently this even goes for housing - my son and his classmates went up to El Alto to build houses for Habitat for Humanity earlier this week, as part of their public service hours required by the American School, and found that the work they'd done previously had been demolished by the MAS hooligans. Evito's next step is to evict all foreign witnesses to his race to the Stone Age - he's already threatened to deny visas to any American citizen wanting to come to Bolivia and to yank the visas from all US citizens currently working in Bolivia.

Anyway, when the US informed us of their decision to close us down in Caranavi we told them that the angry mobs in Yungas would take over our installations by force and that they would lose about $2M in materials that we have stockpiled down there. (The photo above shows my project sign that was already destroyed by the angry mobs.) So they postponed their announcement until the end of the week, to give us and the other projects time to quietly slip out of Dodge before the blackhats noticed. Of course, slipping out unnoticed is a real trick for us because I had a whole warehouse in Caranavi, complete with tons of wire and hardware and about 5000 poles. So we hired a fleet of trucks and cranes and sent our whole crew down to see if we could inconspicuously dismantle our warehouse (literally – the building itself) and truck out a couple hundred truckloads of materials. The other NGO’s working in Caranavi, on much less tangible projects, were all out of Dodge by mid-week, leaving us alone to scramble for safety.

In other local news this month, the big news (besides the bankruptcy of the local air carriers - LAB and Varig - and all of the plane crashes - LAB, Amazonas, TAM) the government dismantled the PTJ, Bolivia’s equivalent of the US’s FBI, when it was determined that some PTJ officers were guilty of accosting tourists, taking them prisoner in order to get their ATM and credit cards, liquidating their assets, and then killing them. The government has, of course, formed a new police institution with a new name and everything, but I suspect that the usual cast of characters is still skulking around and can’t imagine that anything has really changed. Also, this month saw the first strikes and blockades against the government (as opposed to those BY the government last month) by the workers’ union (who want higher wages), the transportation workers (who don’t want to pay taxes), and the eastern lowlands (Santa Cruz, Tarija, Beni – who, I think, don’t want their industries and agriculture nationalized.) So, Evito’s honeymoon is well and truly over – it’s starting to look like he’s not going to get to do whatever he wants, at least not without a semblance of a fight.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Spring Break in the Galapagos


Day 1: Dark and stinkin’ early on Saturday the 8th of April (why do all of our road trips have to start so darn early?) we got up and headed up to the airport in El Alto. The airplane took us from La Paz, Bolivia to Lima, Peru, and then on to Quito, Ecuador. We arrived in Quito in the early afternoon so we dropped off our bags at the hotel (the Casa Sol – a beautiful little place, brightly painted and with a court yard and fireplace – our double room included one bed up in a loft, where Les slept) and then headed down to the historic downtown (which is a UNESCO World Heritage Site all by itself) to see what we could see before things closed for the night. We decided to try out the Quito trolley system, but found ourselves so squished on our ride down to the old town that we didn’t try it again. I’ve spent my fair share of time packed onto public transportation, but my kids haven’t and they complained. Down in old town we visited the Monastery of San Francisco which is the oldest church in Quito, dating from 1534 – the ancient carved altar was covered in tons of gold. Then we headed over to Antonio Sucre’s house, now a museum – Sucre was the field marshal of the rebel forces in South America’s war of independence from Spain and was the second president of Bolivia (after Bolivar himself.) I’d hate to be a hero in South America because, like so many others, Sucre was assassinated by politicians after the war who were afraid of his popularity. Before leaving the old town we stopped in at a 150-year-old ice cream shop – we tried various unique local flavors and they were all yummy. From there we caught a bus out to the equator, which is just north of Quito. Leslie tells me that I pronounce “equator” like a hick – I guess you can take the boy out of the country… Out at the equator we all took turns jumping back and forth between the northern and southern hemispheres. Back in Quito that night we looked for the popular BBQ place listed in our guidebook, but it was closed – so we followed our noses and found a great little local joint just down the street and had a lovely dinner anyway.

Day 2: Bright and early we headed back out to the airport and caught the plane for the 1000km flight from Quito to Guayaquil to Baltra. Baltra is one of the Galapagos Islands out in the middle of the group where the US military built an air and sea base during WWII to protect the Panama Canal – the airstrip and port, long since turned over to Ecuador, now serve the tourists. Anyway, we kept a very close eye on our bags this trip – a friend of ours had told us about someone who was arrested on arrival in the Galapagos after the police “found” a stash of planted drugs in their bag and then had to pay a $15,000 “fine” to get out of jail – but we faced nothing so nasty as all that. We were met at the airport by the guide from our boat, Estefan, and he took us down to the docks where we boarded our boat – the Eden. At the docks we had to step over all of the sea lions sunning themselves right where we needed to walk. The Eden, our home for the next eight days and seven nights, was a 79 foot yacht that had eight two-person cabins, each with a private bathroom and air-conditioning. We had a crew of six on board, plus our guide. There were only fifteen passengers, so CJ got his own room for the duration of the cruise. On board we met our fellow passengers; all together we were an American family of five living in Bolivia, and there was a Danish/Austrian family of six living in Venezuela, a young couple from the Netherlands, and a retired couple from England. All aboard and we drove south to the next island down, Santa Cruz, to the Bachas Beach, where we took a short hike over the sand dunes to a lagoon where we watched the greater flamingo. Also in the sand dunes were “tractor” tracks left behind by sea turtles who’d been laying eggs in nests in the sand. While we were watching a cruising Frigate bird snatched up and gobbled down a newly hatched turtle before it even got out of the nest. Also while we watched the Blue-footed Boobies dive bombed with their needle-beaks into the ocean to spear fish, the pelicans hung out on the rocks among the neon orange and blue Sally Lightfoot crabs and the black marine iguanas (about 1 meter long) that were the same color as the black lava rocks. We swam in the ocean for an hour or so, until the beautiful flame red and orange sunset. Being on the equator the sun set faithfully at 6PM and rose each day at 6AM. Our dinner (nearly every night) was a fish named Wahoo (I’m not making that up) – it’s a large white-meat fish related to tuna and was very versatile as our cook came up with a half dozen different ways to prepare it. After dinner our boat took off for Seymore Island and I stayed up talking politics with our new friend from Venezuela. It was interesting to hear first hand how bad things are in Venezuela, economically and security-wise, especially since Bolivia idolizes Venezuela and wants to become just like it. He didn’t recommend traveling there – said it wasn’t safe anymore.

Day 3: We woke up moored just off Seymore Island. Our day started with a little hike, where we were greeted by the Blue-footed Boobie who does this great little dance to show off his beautiful bright blue webbed feet. Then we saw the Swallow-tailed Gulls, with their orange rimmed eyes. There were black marine iguanas sunning themselves on the black lava rocks – we almost stepped on one. Inland a little farther we spotted the large land iguanas with their orange scales – these iguanas were about 1.5 meters long. On down the trail we passed through the Great Frigate bird nesting area, where the males build their nests and inflate the red pouch on their throats and fluff up the green feathers on the back of their necks and call to prospective mates – the females circle around the island looking for the best red pouch and then pick their mates. On the rest of our hike around the island we passed by sea lions, sandpipers, and lava lizards. It was just like one big zoo where you get to walk through the habitats. (Note: the trails that the tourists can walk on are on tiny corners of the islands – the vast majority of the habitats are closed to humans.) Then we went snorkeling where we saw all kinds of bright tropical fish – there were neon red and blue fish, this flat brown fish with both eyes on top. While I was checking out the fish, Annie and Leslie were frolicking and diving with the sea lions, which are amazingly agile in the water – they act like dolphins. That afternoon we motored on down to the Island of Santa Fe, and parked in a bay that was protected by a long narrow rocky island. We started off our afternoon with another round of snorkeling, in that great little bay. There we had colorful fish and playful sea lions again, and then added in Sting Rays, Spotted Eagle Rays, and Sea Turtles. After snorkeling we loaded up in the dinghies and headed to the beach to start our hike across Santa Fe – but we had to circle in the dinghy a couple of times to let the White-tipped sharks thin out a bit before we splashed ashore. You can bet that when we hit the sand we ran up to dry land ASAP. To get to the dry land we had to jump over the napping sea lions, who woke up and chased us off their beach in the middle of putting on our shoes – you should have seen us dashing away with one shoe off and one shoe on. On our hike we went through a prickly pear cactus forest – these plants were way bigger than any prickly pears I’d seen before, with tree trunks a good 16” in diameter. Around the cactus were more land iguanas – these were a bit smaller and paler than the iguanas we’d seen on Seymore. By that evening our kids had made friends with the Danish kids from Venezuela and had a good time playing and exploring together. After our hike, on the dinghy trip back to the boat, we passed through a whole herd of sea turtles and a flock of sting rays. That night, after dinner, we started sailing again and one by one the passengers got sea sick and headed to bed early – it was a very rough night on the open sea in our little yacht – our only salvation was Dramamine. Just getting ready for bed was an adventure – imagine brushing your teeth while standing on the back of a galloping horse.

Day 4: We woke up anchored off Española Island, the southern-most island in the Galapagos, in Puerto Suarez (“puerto” in a purely theoretic sense.) We started our hike by scrambling over the rocks in the “port” where we spotted a marine iguana lounging in the middle of the trail. While we stood there we spotted another iguana sunning itself on the rocks, then another, then five, then ten, and then – oh my gosh – we realized that there were iguanas on almost every rock around the island. We really had to watch where we stepped – they looked just like rocks. Just off the rocks we spotted a Galapagos Hawk, perched on the Galapagos National Park sign – he was no more concerned about us than the hawk was that Darwin himself pushed off his perch with the barrel of his rifle. Past the hawk we tiptoed through the napping sea lions, worried that they’d chase us off again, but they didn’t. Down the trail a ways we arrived at the “Albatross Airport”, a long open rocky area where the Waved Albatrosses nest (these only have wing spans of 8 feet, which makes them much smaller than the Albatrosses down under.) There were only a couple dozen early birds nested down when we were there, but our guide said that in a few weeks there would be 20,000 pairs nested there. At the end of the “airport” was a big cliff that the albatrosses use to take off from if the wind is just right. Since they’re gliders, they never land (for years at a time) except where they can jump off a cliff. And if the wind isn’t just right, and they crash into the sea, they don’t recover. A couple of albatrosses tried their luck and took off while we watched – high drama, akin to watching glaciers melt – we could have watched all day. Around the corner and through the Large Hood Lava Lizards we stopped to watch a blow hole, a crack in the rocks where the sea shoots a plume of water up from the surf about 20m into the sky. While we watched water squirt into the air (think Yellowstone) the Hood Mockingbirds came to check out our backpacks looking for fresh drinking water. One of our companions inadvertently left their water bottle on a rock and, sure enough, they found it with their long straw beaks. Then we hiked through the nesting grounds of the Blue-footed Boobies, where we got to watch their courting dances complete with honks and squeaks. I tried to film it with my digital camera, but every time I started filming they stopped dancing – I guess they’re shy. Mixed in with the Blue-foots were the Masked Boobies, now officially the Nazca Boobies – they were relatively boring as they didn’t do any mating dances for us, but they were a very brilliant white. From the boobie hatch we cautiously tread our way through the iguana nesting ground, where they bury their eggs in labyrinths that they excavate in the soft earth. Back at the dock while we waited for our launches to take us back to the ships, it was fun to watch the sea lions frolic and play in the surf. Back on the boat we moved around the island to Gardner Bay for an afternoon of snorkeling off a white sand beach and turquoise water. We swam out to a rocky island in the bay about 2-300 yards off shore, where we enjoyed another sea water aquarium stocked with angelfish, surgeonfish, sting rays and who knows what all else. On the beach covered with sea lions CJ made a sand sculpture of a sea lion – a sea lion came up and used it as a pillow, much as they do to each other – they really do act like a litter of puppies. That night our boat motored west to the island of Floreana and instead of rocking back and forth we rocked side to side – violently – it was really hard to stay in my bunk (it’s a good thing I was on the bottom bunk – I have a hard enough time staying in bed on dry land.) That night I slept like a marine iguana clinging to the rocks in the surf.

Day 5: We woke up moored off Floreana Island, at Punta Cormorant, and then took our morning dinghy to the green beach (the sand is green due to the presence of “olivine” – little green rocks.) We hiked to a lagoon where the flamingos were vacuuming up the shrimp from the brine and leaving these little maroon trails in the pink brine. Across the lagoon we could hear the bleating of feral goats up in the hills. Feral animals, (goats, horses, cows, cats, dogs, pigs, donkeys), and other undesirable critters imported by sailors in years past (rats, mice, ants, flies, wasps, cockroaches, fungus, etc) are a serious problem for the native wildlife of the Galapagos and the park service has spent many millions of dollars trying to clean up the mess. Anyway, from the lagoon we hiked over the hill to the white “flour” sand beach where we gingerly combed through the surf to see if we could scare up the sting rays that usually flock there, but found none. So we kicked back and watched the orange and blue Sally Lightfoot crabs pester the napping sea lions who obviously didn’t like the little pointy crab feet digging into their hide. Then we hopped in the dinghies and headed out for some serious snorkeling at the “Devil’s Crown”, an eroded volcanic crater a ways off the shore. We dived in on top of a murder of napping white-tipped sharks – one woke up and decided to come check us out – I got some close-ups with my disposable underwater camera. We also saw a host of very pretty angel, surgeon, and king fishes – we just couldn’t get enough. After swimming around the crater we went inside and frolicked with the sea lions. Then we loaded up the yacht and drove around the island to Post Office Bay, where in 1792 whalers set up a barrel as a primitive post office – they left their letters there to be picked up and delivered by the next ship heading home. Now tourists leave postcards there to be picked up and delivered by other tourists going their way. Behind the “post office” we hiked through the ruins of a failed Norwegian fish cannery from the 1920’s on our way to a lava tube cave up the hill a ways. We only explored a little way into the lava tube because only Mark, our new friend from the Netherlands, thought to bring a flashlight. Back on the beach we noticed that about half of our party, including our little girls, was already gone, so we assumed that they’d taken an earlier dinghy back to the boat (while we were up at the cave) and so we took off too. We hadn’t gotten very far when our ship’s cook came running across the beach wanting to go back to the boat too. After we’d picked him up and were headed out again, we noticed our friends from England trotting across the beach, so we headed back for them. Then I started worrying about our little girls, all the way out to the boat, until I found them already back and lounging on deck with their books. Whew. That night we boated up to the south side of the island of Santa Cruz, to Puerto Ayora, the biggest town in the Galapagos with about 15,000 residents. We arrived in port early enough that we got dressed and headed into town for a little souvenir shopping. That was when we first started noticing that the land was rocking.

Day 6: Early in the morning we bid farewell to our friends from Denmark/Venezuela as they were just in for the four-day cruise. After they hit the port we picked up a family of five from Columbia who live in Ecuador, and a German couple who live in El Salvador. With our newly configured group, we headed into town to visit the Charles Darwin Research Center, where they rescue tortoises and iguanas and try to conserve the species of the Galapagos that are endangered. So we got to see a lot of iguanas and tortoises, including “Lonesome George”, the last surviving Pinto tortoise. In order to preserve George’s lineage they’ve introduced some female tortoises of similar species into his habitat, but he’s not interested. I image aliens putting a man and a chimpanzee in a cage together – close but no cigar. After lunch in a lovely Italian restaurant (to give our ship’s cook a break) we took a bus up to the highlands of Santa Cruz to see the giant tortoises in the wild. And sure enough, up on the top of the hills, at the tortoises’ favorite watering hole, we found a herd of tortoises, grazing on the grass and cooling themselves in the mud. These were big boys, standing nearly a meter tall from the bottom of their hooves to the top of their hunched shells. After getting our fill of the giant tortoises, our guide took us over to another lava tube – this one was lit so we could walk the kilometer or so of its length and then back again. At one point the ceiling was only about 50cm high, so we had to crabwalk between the low ceiling and the muddy floor. Then we went to visit a couple of giant volcanic sink holes, now covered in vegetation. We wondered if the early explorers might have been hacking their way through the dense jungle and then discovered these holes by toppling in. That night, as we slept, the boat drove up to Santiago Island.

Day 7: We woke up parked in James Bay on Santiago Island, and then took the dinghies to Puerto Egas, named after a farmer who had lived there and raised tomatoes for a year in the early 1900’s and then disappeared. The ruins of his farm and tomato trellises were still visible. We hiked to some tide pools on the other side of the island, spotting a Galapagos Hawk along the way. The tide pools were inhabited by those orange crabs, sea lions, fur seals, and sea turtles. We also saw a couple of sharks making their rounds and marine iguanas getting their breakfast of sea slime. While hiking inland we were swarmed by mosquitoes for the first time on our trip and were glad to get out to the sea breezes on the beach again. On the boat we drove around the island to Sullivan Bay and Isla Bartolomé. After lunch we went to the beach and took a longish snorkel around “Pinnacle Rock” – this area is the confluence of the cold Humboldt current from Antarctica and the warm El Niño current from California, so we passed through alternating strips of cold and then warm water. Because of the cold water we got to see Galapagos Penguins sunning themselves on a rock on the backside of Pinnacle Rock. We also crossed a couple of white-tipped sharks on our swim which, because of too many scary movies, never failed to take my breath away. There were also the usual host of colorful tropical fish. Finally we tired out and swam back to the beach of golden sand where we warmed ourselves in the sun. That evening we hiked up to the top of a huge cinder cone for an overview of Bartolomé Island and across to Santiago Island and several other surrounding islands in the distance – it was a lovely perch from which to watch the sun set. That night we steamed up over the equator, to Genovesa Island – the northernmost point in our trip.

Day 8: We woke up anchored in the middle of Genovesa Island, which is shaped like a horseshoe and so forms a little bay in its middle. That morning we took a little shore excursion up “Prince Phillip’s Steps” where we finally got to see the Red-footed Booby in addition to the Masked Boobies and Frigate birds. On the far shore there were swarms of the Galapagos Storm Petrel and we even got to see one Short-eared Owl cruising around among the Petrels. We were disappointed that we didn’t actually get to see the owl murder one of the petrels for his breakfast, but we did find a pile of discarded petrel wings where the owls had feasted previously. Then back to the boats and a cruise around the lagoon to see the sea lions and fur seals. Then we went for a long snorkel around the lagoon starting at the steps and ending at the boat – the water was cold and the fish were scarce and we didn’t get to see the promised hammerhead sharks. But we did see more of the blue King Angelfishes with their orange fins and white stripe, the Bump head Parrotfish, the Blue chin Parrotfish, the Yellow tailed Surgeon fish, the Black Triggerfish, the Moorish Idol, the Spotted Eagle ray, the Sting Ray, the White tip Reef Shark, the Black Striped Salema, and a few others that I don’t remember. After lunch we put in at Darwin Bay where we took a stroll through the nesting area of the Swallow tailed Gulls with their bright orange eyes, the Frigate Birds, and the Red footed Boobies. After our stroll and sea lion watching we did our last bit of snorkeling around the other side of the lagoon, where we saw the usual cast of characters including one last close-up of a shark. That last night on the boat we sailed back down below the equator, down to the north shore of Santa Cruz island.

Day 9: We got up at sunrise and took a dinghy ride to Black Turtle Cove in a mangrove forest where the mosquitoes were buzzing and the fish were jumping and the pelicans were swooping. There were sea turtles swimming around and while I was watching a sea turtle on one side of the boat, the guide pointed out a boil of sharks feeding on the other side – there had been a pelican sitting there when last I looked, but I don’t know if he got eaten in the feeding frenzy or if it was some fish or what. As we tooled around the lagoon we passed over and through at least three flocks of Golden Rays that are golden colored on top and white on the bottoms. We spotted several white tipped and a couple of Galapagos sharks. Then as we were about to leave the lagoon, a whole giant flock of blue footed boobies came and landed on the rocks at the entrance of the lagoon as if to bid us farewell. Then, as if on cue, they all took wing and circled the lagoon – their repeated circling just over the water must have rounded up the frightened and confused fish below because then they started diving into the water with their needle beaks piercing the water like a pin cushion. It was a bad day to be a fish we concluded. The flock of boobies followed us out to sea where they repeated their breakfast roundup on the open sea a couple more times, giving us the show of a lifetime (our boatman said he’d never seen such a thing in twenty years in the Galapagos) before we steamed back to our starting point on Baltra, where we boarded our plane for Quito. At midnight we were safe and sound back in La Paz – complete with all of our luggage – so we count this as a successful trip. Whew.

For those of you interested in seeing photos taken during our trip to the Galapagos, let me know – I’ve uploaded them to the Kodak website and can e-mail you the requisite invitation to view them.